The angriest zombie
28 weeks later
Braindead
Demons
Nightmare City
Re-Animator
Winner: Dr. Hill (David
Gale) in Re-animator – Stuart Gordon (1985)
Motivation: He´s angry, he´s bitter and he´s in love….
The most stupid zombiemovie ever made (the stupidest)
Burial Ground
Dawn of the Mummy
Winner: Burial
Ground – Andrea Bianchi (1981)
Motivation: You
can’t get stupider than this. Even in a genre where most of the participants
already are braindead!
The best Vodoozombies
Zombie flesh
eaters
Zombie Holocaust
Porno Holocaust
Winner: Zombie
Flesh eaters – Lucio Fulci (1979)
Motivation: The mood,
the violence and the set pieces on a tropical island makes this the ultimate
voodoo zombie movie!
Most iconic zombie
Mr . Tounge - Day of the Dead
Zombie from Zombie
flesh eaters
Cemetery
zombie - Night of the Livind Dead
Dr. Jacob Tess
Freudstein - House by the cemetery
Dr. Hill – Re-Animator
Tarman – Return of
the Living Dead
Winner: Cemetery
zombie (Bill Heinzman) - Night of the Living Dead
(George A. Romero 1968)
Motivation: The
first stumbling modern zombie and also the one who has gotten the most
exposure, sure all the others are icons as well, but you know.. they´re coming
to get you Barbara!
The most sexy zombie
Erotic Nights of
the Living Dead
Porn of the Dead
Porno Holocaust
Zombie strippers
Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!
Return of the
Living Dead 3
Deadgirl
Winner: Julie
Walker in Return of the Living Dead 3 – Brian Yuzna (1993)
Motivation: Have
you seen the movie?
Most rotten zombie
Tombs of the Blind
Dead
The Beyond
House by the
cemetery
City of the living
dead
Winnner: The
Beyond – Lucio Fulci (1981)
Motivation: I am
glad that The Beyond isn´t filmed in Smell-o-viosion. The stench would be
unbearable.
Most talkative zombie
Creepshow
Dead Heat
Dead and buried
Re-Animator
Winner: Dead &
Buried
Motivation: Come
on! Haven´t you seen this movie either?
The fastest zombie
Dawn of the Dead
Return of the
Living Dead
Day of the Dead (the shitty remake)
Resident Evil 1-4
Winner: Dawn of
the dead– Zack Snyder (2004) (Look at left corner on the picture for
coolest living person alive!)
Motivation: These rotten stinkbags would even outrun a trained athletic!
The Slowest zombies
The Beyond
The living dead at
the Manchester Morgue
Zombie flesh
eaters
Burial ground
Shaun of the Dead
Night of the
Living Dead
House by the
cemetery
Winner: The
living dead at the Manchester Morgue
Motivation: You either has to be nailed to the floor or be totally immobilized to get
caught by these maggot infested corpses (luckily for us, many of the cast gets
eaten none the less).
The sneakiest zombies
Dead and buried
Return of the Living Dead
Winner: Return of the Living dead –Dan O´Bannon (1985)
Motivation: Send more paramedics!
The bloodiest zombie movie
Braindead
Dead snow
Day of the Dead
Versus
Winner: Braindead –
Peter Jackson (1993)
Motivation: Queen Erbetzh Bathory couldn´t ask for more blood to bathe in than the
absurd amount of blood that is spilled in Braindead.
Third reich zombies
Dead Snow
Shock Waves
Oasis of the
zombies
Zombie Lake
Winner: Dead Snow –
Tommy Wirkola (2009)
Motivation: The
coolest nazizombies this side of the second world war and the most aggressive hoard
of zombies since Braindead.
The cutest zombie
Petsemetery
Redneck zombies
Winner: Redneck
zombies – Perciles Lawnes (1989)
Motivation: The
cutest babyzombie you’ll ever see.
Best zombie make-up
Walking dead
Night of the living dead (re-make)
Day of the dead
Dawn of the dead
Dawn of the dead (Re-make)
The Beyond
Zombie Flesh Eaters
Winner: Day of
the Dead - George A. Romero (1985)
Motivation: Tom Savinis, and his crew, did some astonishing make-up effects in Day
of The Dead. Just look at Mr. Tounge and Bub (Howard Sherman)!
Best death by zombie
Splinter in the eye - Zombie Flesh
Eaters
Torn i half ( Choke on ´em!)- Day of the dead
The bite Tarman takes out of the poor guys´ head in Return of the
Living Dead
Dr. Freudsteins impaling of Dagmar Lassander in House
by the Cemetery
Winner: Splinter in the
eye - Zombie Flesh Eaters
Motivation: Even though Mr. Fulci tried his best, he never could create a more cringeworthy
scene than this!
That´s it for today! Do you agree with me? Do you
disagree? Come on... write a comment if you don´t want the undead to haunt you
forever!
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